------------------------------------------------------------------------------ - Nugget Man - Paul and Storm ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ - Tabbed by:mike_r Tuning:Standard D G D Robert C. Baker, died on a monday. D G A We all know his work although few know his name. D G D A Cornell professor, who taught poultry science, D G A D Forever enshrined in the poultry hall of fame. F# Bm 84 years worth of food innovations, E E7 A A7 Chicken dogs, turkey dogs, and turkey ham, D G D Above them all stood Baker's greatest creation, D G A D For Baker begat chicken nuggets for man. D G D Oh, nugget man, oh nugget man, D G A Heading on down to the old promised land, Bm Bm/Bb Bm/A E Happy the meals all have been since the day, G A Dsus4 D That the nugget man came our wa-ay. D G D Robert C. Baker, way back in the fifties, D G A Changed the way children and college kids eat, D G D When he invented a way to get breading, D G A D To adhere much better to raw chicken meat. F# Bm His new method led fast food chains in the eighties, E E7 A A7 To develop and market a new bite-sized snack food, D G D Made from mechanically recovered meat and anti-foaming products, D G A D Reconstituted meat slurry and chicken skin for its binding properties. D G D Oh, nugget man, oh nugget man, D G A Heading on down to the old promised land, Bm Bm/Bb Bm/A E Guts beaks and feet now don't get thrown away, G A Dsus4 D Since the nugget man came our wa-ay. D G D The king of the burgers and popeye are mourning. D G A The colonel has arranged a 21 gun salute. D G D The churches are silent, but for poor Wendy's weeping, D G A D And Ronald has hung up his big red shiny shoes. F# Bm Robert C. Baker's last will was specific, E E7 A A7 That his bones be removed and he be ground up real fine, D G D And to place his remains into small cardboard coffins , D G A D And bury the pieces six at a time. D G D Oh, nugget man, oh nugget man, D G A Heading on down to the old promised land, Bm Bm/Bb Bm/A E Dipped into his honey-mustard filled grave, G A Dsus4 D That the nugget man came our wa-ay. D Nugget man... http://paulandstorm.com/